This is the Story of a Girl....

avatarsnowy: i know that my style of joking w friends involves insults but if i ever say something...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:00:24 -0600

avatarsnowy: i know that my style of joking w friends involves insults but if i ever say something...

To all the new captain swan shippers and my fellow beans......

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:45:27 -0600

Welcome to our family time Welcome to our brotherly time We’re happy giving and taking to...

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:36:03 -0600

once upon a time + significance of names

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:32:48 -0600

once upon a time + significance of names

wallywestagon: oldatheart: fweeble: gryphynshadow: littlemiss...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:29:32 -0600

wallywestagon:

oldatheart:

fweeble:

gryphynshadow:

littlemissbatterwitch:

clothoboorocracy:

stormybabe:

I have to say this is completely legit - someone tried to steal her handbag and she simply went “Fuck this- *suplex*”

My hero

someone teach me this pweeze-ooc

Ok Ladies, here’s the info on this move.

We are blessed with a low center of gravity. This means that when we get ahold of someone and tip over backward like that, it’s easy peasy for us to do. Especially on a guy. Think of it like a fulcum and lever: they’re the lever, we’re the fulcrum, and because their center of gravity is up in their chest, instead of in their pelvis, when we get down low and lean back, whupsy there they tip right over.

Now, here’s the real deal on that particular move. Check out how this gif end, with the guy’s head on the floor like that? How his torso seems straight up and down, his head and neck on the floor, all his body weight and the momentum of having been tossed over her shoulder?

Yeah, he’s pretty messed up from that. In the really real world, if you do that move correctly, toss your whole body into it, seriously oomph it up and give that mugger a throw, you can snap his neck.

All that said, here’s how you do it!

This is something you do fast, ladies. Move quickly and with assurance, and don’t worry about whether you’re strong enough to do it or not: you are. This is about physics, not muscle.

Get low, bend your knees and hips. Our strength is largly concentrated in our lower bodies, and when we put our knees and thighs into a move, we bring some of the largest muscles in the human body to bear. You’d be surprised what you can move with your legs.

When she got low on him, her right arm was around his waist, her shoulder roughly at or under his ass, her left arm wrapped around his left leg. Feet shoulder width apart for a nice stable base, big deep breath in, and lift just a bit while falling backwards. It doesn’t take much strength but it will really mess with the dude’s day. Landing on your head will at the very very least knock you silly for a minute.

Interestingly, we can use these same basic principles to ruin a guy’s day if he’s the one to grab us! Imagine, if you will, mugger dude runs up behind you and bear hugs you in preparation for dragging you into the alley. Scary, right? Yep.

If he lifts you too fast, and you find your feet off the ground, kick him in the shins, scrape your shoes down his legs, aim for the knees and his feet. Toss your head back and head butt him. Bite him. Squirm. Do what it takes to get your feet back on the ground.

Feet on the ground, grab his arms and hold on to them. Don’t let him get away, because this move, ladies, will put him down and out, and if he moves away he may go for a distance weapon, or start using his fists. Hold onto his arms and keep him in close.

Again, feet shoulder width apart. Use your booty and hips now, like you’re trying to hit his not-so-manly bits with your ass, get your hips back, bend your knees and flex your hips. If he’s shortish, you should at this point have picked him up and be balancing him on your back. If he’s tall, you’re now in position to put a crimp in his style in a big way.

Tuck your head to your chest and roll forward, just like you did when you were a kid. Flip yourself forward and let gravity do the rest. You will have your head tucked down, aiming to land on the upper back of one shoulder; he won’t. This means he’ll land on his face, with the full force of his own body weight behind it as well as any momentum you’ve built up. You may very well land on top of him too.

From here, get up, run like hell towards a light source while yelling “help, fire, call 911 (or whatever emergency services number exists in your country)”

Remember, ladies, with just a little understanding of comparative anatomy and physics, you too can put a man on the ground and seriously mess up his day. But then, that’s what he was planning to do to you, so fair’s fair.

Reblogging again because of Gryphyn’s awesome comment. C:

THIS IS AWESOME.

thank

etherealbitch: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: The thing that made Lilo a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:00:12 -0600

etherealbitch:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

The thing that made Lilo a “freak” was her passion. Lilo was passionate about everything she ever did. She was passionate about Elvis, about feeding the ocean fish sandwiches, about making friends, about taming Stitch, and about Hula. Look at her smile. She is the only one who seems to be truly enjoying what she’s doing. It adds life. Passion is life. It’s vitality. It’s amazing. Be a Lilo.

Always.

thebooker: “There is more treasure in books than in all the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:58:52 -0600

thebooker:

“There is more treasure in books than in all the pirates’ loot on Treasure Island and best of all, you can enjoy these riches every day of your life” ~ Walt Disney

Once hiatus.......,check

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:09:13 -0600

Once hiatus.......,check Nashville hiatus.......check My feels on over drive thanks to the season...

NASHVILLE…..why you gotta play me like that? As far as the Rayna/Deacon sitch, I think Rayna...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:06:26 -0600

NASHVILLE…..why you gotta play me like that? As far as the Rayna/Deacon sitch, I think Rayna...

heyyouremissingashoe: Well, I’ve been searching for something...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:00:18 -0600

heyyouremissingashoe:

Well, I’ve been searching for something true
And my heart says it must be you
I’d love to fall and see it through
But, only if you told me to (x)

These may be my favorite gif set of hunter ever

REBLOG if it is ok that I message you when I've lost all hope and reason to live

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:52:17 -0600

Anonymous asked: "teach me how to otp, captain swan style ;D"

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:11:25 -0600

star-of-neverland: Well first you with a little and Then you throw in some with a dash of and...

milly-stars-shine-for-you: likeasabs: ~He’s the darkness to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 06:16:29 -0600

milly-stars-shine-for-you:

likeasabs:

~He’s the darkness to your light, the hatred to your love.~

I love your works bean!

nydirectionerxo: Kinda sad how true this can be for me :/

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:43:28 -0600

nydirectionerxo:

Kinda sad how true this can be for me :/

steptoe: do you guys realise that literally everyone is beautiful like look at anyone even the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:41:47 -0600

steptoe: do you guys realise that literally everyone is beautiful like look at anyone even the...

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:40:59 -0600

timetotakeanadventure: barksysofetch: BEST SASS FROM THE...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:35:48 -0600

timetotakeanadventure:

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

Mileys face I just love it.

warm-jumpers: azamack: TO EVERYONE WHO SAYS DISNEY SEQUELS ARE...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:53:28 -0600

warm-jumpers:

azamack:

TO EVERYONE WHO SAYS DISNEY SEQUELS ARE SHIT, GO WATCH CINDERELLA 2

THAT WAS THE BEST FUCKING SCENE EVER OKAY OMG

jawhaw: captainabs: the-kiwi-avenger: consulting-god-of-badassery: incurablyspooky: daemon-heart...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:50:16 -0600

jawhaw: captainabs: the-kiwi-avenger: consulting-god-of-badassery: incurablyspooky: daemon-heart...

an open letter to yahoo

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:49:44 -0600

dr-super-hufflepuff-holmes: deanisanactualprincess: aiclan: fix the tumblr video player and you...